persona 3: you walk up stairs at night
Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.
Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.
Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker: Your sister gets kidnapped by a giant bird on your birthday.
EarthBound: You have to kill a red blob while your fat neighbour joins cults and steals helicopters
The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask: You got to save the world in 3 days before the moon falls while solving everyone’s relationship or day to day problems to get masks to beat up a heart shaped mask in the moon.
Tales of Symphonia: You got to travel with a clumsy girl to save the world but when you think you’ve finished the game, you have to save the girl because she didn’t save the world. So you go travelling again, meeting other people that joins your party that you might only use half of them to actually finish the game. You get to beat up a bunch of angels, rebels and more monsters that you don’t give a damn about just to find out that the main villain wears a disco suit. *spoiler* Some mercenary is actually your dad and you beat the crap out of him because he doesn’t want you to save the world for some odd reasons. *end of spoiler* After that, you can either fight the final boss that has the 3 form syndrome from many final fantasy games OR you can do a whole lot of sidequests that most of them consist of fighting optional bosses that are a pain the in butt *coughabyssioncough* or get new weapons or get recipes that you don’t really care about. And if you’re REALLY motivated, you can get costumes and brag about it to your friends even if they don’t know what your talking about…. IN THE END, you save the world, your friends are happy, the world is happy and your dad leaves you forever. THE END
It was complicated to make it look shitty. xD
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